Kate Beckinsale Milftastic Asstastic Pictures Redeem Stretch Pants
An open letter of apology to women's stretch pants:
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Kate Beckinsale Candid Pictures Leave Me Breathless… Again
My neighbor, Kate, she drives me gaga. Oh, Kate, how my eyes track you picking up the paper each morning. How many orange juice glasses have I dropped ogling you in your skin-tight leggings stretched across your oh, my, my, of a perfect bottom, your thin white tank top forms a poor barrier for the penetrating beam of my imagination sweeping back and forth across your chest like a sexy bomb detector. So intense my affection, I pick up the poop from other people's dogs on my front lawn in a ruse to get but a bit closer gaze upon your MILFy perfection. Oh, Kate, I'm picking up stranger's dog's poop, look what you have done to me. What shall I do? What? Cold shower? Oh, Kate, you're so sensible!
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Kate Beckinsale Bends Over, I Nearly Keel Over
Just when you think Kate Beckinsale looks amazing, as she does, in her stretch pants and white tank top, cause, yep, she does, she goes and bends over to pick up an imaginary pencil and provides what can only be described as the world's greatest encore for the world's hottest MILF. I almost never use the "est", you know that. But these Kate Beckinsale butt pictures seal the back door deal. She is the official queen of Hottie Mom Hill. Long may she reign. Enjoy.
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Kate Beckinsale Is Drop Dead Gorgeous
Oh my god! This post is for any of you out there who doubted that Kate Beckinsale was the hottest mom on the planet. I don’t care who you are, or what you believe in, there’s no denying that this is the kind of woman you want to take a bath with or spend a weekend watching a marathon of Hoarders on the couch with in your jammies. Count me in.
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Kate Beckinsale, Will You Be My Mom?
Oh, sure, everybody throws the term MILF around to describe each and every hot celebrity mom. But I'm not about the talk. I'm about the walk. I want Kate Beckinsale to adopt me and actually be my mom. She'd make me bologna sandwiches; I'd skin my knee and she'd kiss it to make it better; she'd say, 'Son, mommy needs some new pre-ripped short shorts to show off her amazing body, won't you be a dear and help out' and I'd make like the Flash and jet off into her drawers to find a pair. Oh, how she'd dote on me. Other boys would tease me about how hot my mom was, and I'd pretend to be angry, but know they're right. I'd just smile, thinking of my sexy mom. Kate Beckinsale.
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