Natalie Portman Busts Out Some Cleavage
When you think of chicks with busting out cleavage, I’m pretty certain that Natalie Portman doesn’t immediately come to mind, but that’s exactly what’s happening in these pictures. Here she is at the premiere of Black Swan, I’ve never heard of it either, in a dress that seems to be just tight enough to squeeze what little breasts she’s got perfectly out of the top like a sexy tube of toothpaste. I obviously have no idea how she’s doing it, but I’m glad it’s happening.
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Natalie Portman’s Perfect Little Booty
I’m going to assume that either these pictures of Natalie Portman in her thong are from some movie or someone has discovered the Garden of Eden and luckily for us had a cameraphone handy. I don’t really care, either way I’ve got a chub. Now that’s what my grandfather used to call a sweet ass!… Of the edible variety. He got a little senile near the end and wanted to eat chicks asses. After seeing these pictures I don’t blame him. Enjoy.
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Natalie Portman See-Through Dress Pic for the Panty Peek Win
Remember those hot Natalie Portman trio of pics we posted last week? Well, we got an anonymous letter from a long time loyal Egotastic! reader who wrote something that truly touched our hearts:
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Natalie Portman Hotness Drives Me a Little Bit Bonkers
Is there something wrong with a man desperately waiting for his copy of Marie Claire magazine to hit the front stoop? What if that man has a monster lust crush on Hebrew School hottie extraordinaire, Natalie Portman. Albeit, these pictures are a little tame, even with the recognition that the petite Portman is wearing no bra beneath what I'm sure is some outrageously overpriced frock. Still, Natalie Portman-anything excites me. Natalie Portman Ikea furniture instructions. Mmm. Natalie Portman dry erase markers. Can't wait to get my hands on them! Natalie Portman becomes the main character in War and Peace -- I'm finally reading it and not just pretending I did to impress girls. Now, where is my damn Redbook? Enjoy.
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Natalie Portman Nipple Poke Pictures Cause Me To Investigate Her Nipples Further (VIDEOS)
Why is it so difficult to find great shots of my number one Hebrew school hottie, Natalie Portman? She can shear her hair and hide behind her Ivy League disaffection, I'm still going to lust after this petite sexy actress. Case in point, just to get a sexy Natalie Portman nipple poke, we have to track her down to the veterinarian with her little puppy in tow, even then, do we get two nipples? Nope, just one. Still, I'd travel a million miles for a Portman pokie, and, thanks to the blessed Internet, you all can too from the comfort of your La-Z-Boy recliner. Enjoy.
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